Sunday, May 29, 2011

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The fourth one afternoon, I stuck in the ranks of bank line, 3-year-old daughter, she was determined to vent energy suppressed for too long, begins mischief up to other customers in the receiving eye aversion and impatience, the great difficulty I finally caught her, I told her, if not immediately obey her will be punished. Did not think she looked at me in a threatening tone, said: stop all the things at hand, to see how it was, I die a little dignity insisted on the last, dragging her daughter out of the bank, the moment when the door closed, I heard a burst of laughter came from behind me.?


; third that was my 18th birthday, I was living at home, but my parents are not at night, so I sent for the girl, thought of a romantic night alone. After this incident, we are in bed , heard the phone ring from downstairs, I propose that we play the game riding down the stairs to answer the phone. Since we do not want to miss this call, of course, no time to get dressed. When we finish the stairs, the lights suddenly illuminated the ! a crowd of people shouting: I told my girlfriend was this shock, embarrassment and the long moment of stunned. Since then, my family, people I never do this surprise party.
second lady in the discount store to pick something, and finally turn her in account, they find that there is no price on a commodity, the counter on the shelf with a radio near the clerk to check prices, the whole store could hear the person, then imagine how embarrassing this situation ~ look, oversized TAMPAX (tampons) How much? pushpin), radio came he was very professional tone asked: ; first story occurred last October 1 in an American top universities. Biology class, the professor was talking about the semen contains a high proportion of glucose. A female freshman raised their hands to ask questions: That girls and raise their hands to ask: the face, pick up the books, without saying a word, out of the classroom. But when she was out the door, the professor's response to that is really classic! He answered that question:

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