Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Funny SMS 5000 (4001-4500)

 Please do not tell the referees to throw your bottle because the bottle is a refund of all the. Defendant: I went to jump! > 4010.
a sharp decline in crime rates. all walks of life to explore the reasons, finally identified the bottom line. the original posting of the detention center and prison such a notice. From today onwards, Any crime or the suspect entered the office of the , self-pay room and board.
4011.
hand battle that a trial judge the prisoners, said: Which is the first? a. principle. Why criticize the audience the man beside him?
are Nabu Wen. wine making trouble. a line, is not it? 4019.
Everyone said I was born bad, only you pointed out the real killer. ; President to succeed, regenerate the body and, finally, two legs, you understand now? Dental health workers to teach children how to protect teeth, and said that if the greedy not only harmful to the teeth, and make you fat. In the way back to the classroom, a little boy to catch up pregnant teacher, pointed to her belly, and said : they break the law? You come in, exclaimed: consciously inferior, so sink into the water hh ; Mom, what kind of gifts you like it? We do not have six brothers do? lawyers come! forced talent such a thing. Just imagine: I'm hungry,UGG boots cheap, can not find some food,UGG bailey button, and even did a decent clothes; no family, no friends, called me how to do it hh you do not get everything. Judge smiled and said: 50 yuan. > the identity of their lawyers, to continue sitting right! one would like. ; thought. ;
4034.
a man to apply when prison guards, the warden asked him: ; If they are not honest to fucking egg roll! ?
a criminal was taken to the gallows, he asked to place the rope around the waist, do not be tied around the neck. He said: dead. Last words: If you really have time to read the rules, then you are not a disease emergency, and then come to work tomorrow.
4038.
said I was appendicitis, and the other said I was gallstones. ;
4039.
rope, swimming across the river to escape the home. see diagnose the troubles of his own son is reading the book, he quickly said: br> quack epitaph: s, is Cu Yan. my fault. useful hh meet, one of the shorter people face dark. What exactly is a drug and healed him. ! Please do not cuffed. br> how is it? ! After the surgery you should not go too deep! . did not remove. . > 4051.
a woman asked him how he can be her husband's attention from television to her, he replied: she asked. the clinics have fainted! a hot bath, then walk outdoors for two hours, but must not wear clothes. from diagnosis to treatment for pneumonia are the most good. up and down, really tortured dead man! to explain the pushed the next person, which is the true saturation it! Nanuobeier Peace Prize? 4058.
br> 4059.
; Then a pair of pants is it singular or plural? mean that the supreme overlord like ah, ah space and so on, understand? students: So the man asked him to umpire. Jane,cheap UGG boots, I caught a fish so big yo, come to my house to eat! ; wife, you see I do not find the object is to find my mother's is good,Discount UGG boots, or do not find a good wife? evening downtown housing, the bride shy, refused to poetry, all the guests dispersed. applicable to Yelan deeper, the bride helpless, daughter of r. ? it? br> . . ways to enhance memory yesterday to teach me. the mouth. ; little girl. > 4075.
the next move, to Layer 3, the brothers stopped off for a while, wiping sweat brother side says: meters off the ground, said: . 70 barrels of beer in the way. the clothes are on the floor clean of gray, you told me to say something is good for you? br> Wife: you? ah! voice: > husband insomnia. wife told him, it will slowly fall asleep counting sheep. The next day, her husband said bitterly: properly, and textiles into cloth, sewing garments, to the United States, all sold out, made a lump-sum sale of 3.21 million yuan! forward. Wife: Well, commit suicide! .
> 4088.
soldiers firing several shots were off target. instructors angrily snatched the soldier's gun, increased aid, said: outside. He turned and aggressive shouted to the soldiers: ? shore. ;
4091.
You must be able to hear. conscription medical examination each time, I have to say that I am not ill Medical, also took out a lot of money, and his bet, but I did not win one! how sitting on the floor? , and smoked cigarettes, and immediately went to a restaurant to help you wash the dishes it brother! really, Executive are not that normal people do in the asylum? did not play cards! everything must learn to use their brains, or what God gave you a brain? 100 feet away from the scene, you can tell me how far you can see something? 4098.
to 300? put it only a month successfully resolved cases that you handle endless lawsuits. even the legal fees have to get hands down. I really do not know how you would not drag so long after finishing. ; child, you know how I do for you to finish law school? acquittal it? kill?
in court, the defendant suddenly pleaded guilty. innocent. We do not chase the white, we brought back his finger. let prisoners escape Interpol: 4106.
: trouble, always pick the most Thelephora police thin companion. someone very strange: thin, which one do you hit first? Look, my arm broke! .
one in the boxing match has been grin. the person next to him asked him: 4111.
see track and field meet. Why those who can run behind it? what they can get? You do not know, I dreamed of the Cup were unusually intense, regardless of the outcome of their Councils, but also extended the time. school? ; literacy ; Judge: br> urban, rural, woods, beach hh on physical difference between the old doctor pretended neither eat, not drink, nor sleep. soldiers like you. boiled water it? ;, customers, we never mixed with water to the milk. said: to require publication of a a number is 0098190, declared void. ; beard overjoyed. the people Yun: the fight. Later, after all, right? Ode to the female family said: one. long, do not pull wrinkle. in charity. never seen even the tiger. > 4128.
You take the bottle to drop it? No empty discussion thief. reflected in its hairy vagina, then shaved the left. woman taken aback and lay awake to tell her husband. husband cried out, saying: incredible beard actually walking in the streets!

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